Me Before You – Brand New Trailer!

Well, are you ready to rip your eyeballs out and shove them in a lemony salty mixture then still them back in? Because I have a feeling you are going to sob your eyes out when you see the film Me Before You, starring before Emilia Clarke and Sam Claflin.

Based on a book by Jojo Moyes, the film revolves around Lou Clark who is a career for paralyzed Will Traynor. Throughout their time together, they begin to fall in love and realise that there is something more going on. But can they live happily ever after? Me thinks that won’t be the case.

The critically acclaimed book has scored hundreds of fans, as have the two main leads in franchises Game of Thrones and The Hunger Games. For those who love a good cry, and by good cry we mean a gut-wrenching sob-fest that leaves you soulless and empty inside, then Me Before You could be the film for you!

Me Before You is out June 3rd

X-Men: Apocalypse – International TV Spot

Now that Civil War has been released, and we’re still salivating over the latest from Marvel. Fox, not wanting to be forgotten in this hub of superheroes battling the shit out of one another, have been releasing more footage than you can shake a Xavier at. So in the midst of Cap, Iron Man, and the aftermath of Batman V Superman…Can X-Men: Apocalypse impress?

After the events of Days of Future Past, there is something stirring within the mutant community. Worshipped as a god since his birth, Apocalypse hunts down powerful mutants to become immortal and invincible. Recruiting more mutants to his fold, including the heartbroken Magneto (after leaving Charles and walking this world alone,) the fate of the world is left in the hands of Raven, Professor X, and the young X-Men.

Though this is in Spanish (you can learn a little bit by listening to the mutant translations,) there is still brand new footage and makes it so exciting. Ok. So it’s five seconds of new shit sandwiched into the similar scenes we have seen before. But it’s still good, right?

X-Men: Apocalypse is out May 18th

God’s Not Dead 2 – Review

Faith. We all have it in different forms. Whether you are an atheist or a devote Christian, it’s OK to believe in something (or not) bigger than the human species and the world we know. Dig deep into the most ancient of religions, you’ll find that what beats all of them is hope and love – the kind of sense that all the bad stuff happens for a reason and there is a life beyond death has kept us warm in many ways.

It’s OK to explore your faith in films and art. What it is not ok to do is to use a film to shove your own thesis down the throats of everyone who’ll listen.

Following on from the wildly awful God’s Not Dead (which saw a Christian and an Athiest science man fight it out until Christianity won,) God’s Not Dead 2 revolves around Grace (because that’s the most obvious name she can be called beyond Faith), a schoolteacher who quotes biblical verses during an innocuous class. The big bad men on the schoolboard tell her that it is against the law to do so but Grace refuses to apologise, taking this all the way to court where a big bad lawyer tries to tell her she’s in the wrong. It’s up to Melissa Joan Hart’s quivering chin and pout to save the day!

The film’s premise could’ve opened up a deep theological debate about the separation of church and state. It could’ve kindly put forward the idea that despite different faiths, denominations, and religions, the core message is of love and acceptance. It could’ve used the Christian Faith as it should’ve be: To open up dialogue about generosity, care, and that having faith is actually OK, if you use it for the benefit of the world and humanity. You know. The kind of Christianity that isn’t based off Trump’s electoral speeches.

Instead, this insipid drama that really belongs on a Lifetime Channel for bible-bashers shoves the idea that Christians in the US of A are the most persecuted people on this planet. By demonising the lawyer and the school board who try to abide by the law “state and religion should be separate,” God’s Not Dead 2 feels like a sucker-punch of overzealous religious propaganda to your face rather than an inspiration message of love and kindness. It is much more detrimental to Christianity than anything and makes Melissa Joan Hart’s Grace an even more insufferable Kim Davies, fighting for the right to say and do all kinds of shit. They are people every day, dying for no good reasons but apparently, this stuff is good enough for Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Jesse Metcalfe to take to court.

The fact of the matter that God’s Not Dead 2 doesn’t get is that the separation of church and state makes a lot of sense and challenging that because a teacher hammers her Christianity to her students is a big bag of Jesus dicks in the face of science and forward thinking progress as well as people from other religious backgrounds. No one is saying that you cannot spout your beliefs but when you are in a position of influence and change historical figures to support your religion (for example, Gandhi was Hindu against Britain’s colonisation of India) then you are being a bit of a douche and not exerting your rights as a Christian…