Only yesterday, I was talking about how children’s movies have hit the point of over-saturation this year. It seems that every week companies are churning out horrendous, colourful escapades to keep sugar-addled cherubs happy with some onscreen antics that make no sense. Enter Robinson Crusoe, an actual film that’s getting an actual cinematic release, movie making folks.

The film revolves is so loosely based on the acclaimed book by Daniel Defoe and revolves around a man and his island animals who he befriends.

I feel sorry for parents. They have to drag their mouth-stained bundles of joy to these affairs just to keep them occupied so it’s sad that they have to spend two hours of their time starring at the screen with this garbage.  Children’s moves can be good, people. Come on!

Robinson Crusoe is out 6^th May